So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
