So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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