she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
