But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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