so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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