Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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