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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
i need some magic done to my vagina
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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