And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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