I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
