Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We had to coat check the pizza.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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