My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Im at strip club and am horny
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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