The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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