My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I need water and some morals
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Randomize
