i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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