Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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