he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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