quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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