Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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