Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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