god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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