Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Im part way to drunk.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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