does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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