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(424): View more from California

The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.

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(407): View more from Florida

big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??

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(301): View more from Maryland

There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself

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(917): View more from New York City

Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.

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(516): View more from New York

"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"

(516): View more from New York

Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.

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(301): View more from Maryland

He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.

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(647): View more from Ontario

you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk

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