Having a random hookup so left but love u
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
That's intense
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize