hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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