ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Your cock deserves a montage
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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