I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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