Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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