Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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