I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize
