I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
did i walk over a car last night?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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