Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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