You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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