apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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