ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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