physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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