Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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