can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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