I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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