i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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