your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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