What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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