I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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