I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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