I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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