He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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