so explain again why im purple
no
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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