Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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