My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
operation have a gay friend backfired
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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