Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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