I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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