your room smells of hookers.
And success
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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