Nicole vs. Life
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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