I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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