Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He shit in the fireplace
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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