"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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