Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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