so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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